20 September 2016

Dog Vs Skunk Emergency Stink Spray Kit

by Robin

It was already a painfully long day.  We were bone tired.  We had spent the afternoon and evening wallpapering.  I'm not sure what took the most energy: squatting up and down and up and down to get the paper lined up perfectly?  Or biting our tongues as we kept in (most) of the expletives when we screwed something up. ("No kids, Mommy said, "Ship!" it's an expert wallpapering term." They didn't buy that one.)

It was a hateful process.  How is wallpaper tough as leather when dry and then turns to tissue paper when wet?

After the long day working on our mobile home makeover, Ed took our dog, Indy, into the woods to stretch and uncross his legs.  We both fantasized about sneaking out the back door and slipping into the hot tub.  Our aching muscles needed a break.  We needed to get outside and enjoy some peaceful and fresh night air.

As I tucked my hair up and slipped into my bathing suit Ed yanked open the door and hollered inside, "Indy just got sprayed by a skunk!"  Aw, ship - this relaxing evening just took a wrong turn.

The poor fella got it right in the face.  His eyes were angry red and he desperately rolled over and over on the ground trying to get the burning stink off him.

By some stroke of luck, the stores in the small rural town nearby were still open.  I don't know what we'd do if they weren't.  Ed sped into town while I googled by thumbs off looking for skunk de-stinking tips.  

Thank goodness our spotty internet coverage was co-operating!  If not, we might have resorted to that old wives tale: tomato juice.  Folks, what does your dog do about 6 seconds after getting wet?  Shake, right?  Now picture you've just soaked your dog in bright red, gloopy tomato juice.  I'm thinking the area would look like a Dexter crime scene.  No thanks, Old Wives, keep your tips to yourselves.

The best advice I found was here from the Humane Society.  I'm not going to rehash it all for you in this post.  They did a great job and my hope is that eyes on their site might help bring them some much-needed funds.  

Day 2 - Daytime treatment with a half batch of treatment.  
Bathing suit and crabby expression absolutely necessary.

What I will tell you is what we plan to have on hand from now on.  Be prepared!  Next time we won't need to risk (another) speeding ticket to get what we need.  Because now that we have a weekend place in the country, this is likely not our last time our dog square dances with a skunk.  

Also, because our dog is curious and friendly and to a fault - he's going to try and make friends with all nature's creatures - no matter if they fart acid clouds in his face.  He's very forgiving.  He's afraid of toasters and baseball gloves, but skunks, not so much.  He'll get his nose right up that skunk butt next chance he gets.

So here's what's now in a box tucked away in a cupboard.  It's our Dog Vs. Skunk Emergency Stink Spray Kit:

29 August 2016

Campfire Quesadillas - a summer fire-pit favourite #BornOnTheFarm

By Ed

A few years back, friends introduced us to campfire pie irons. Life improved on that day - especially for those (like us) who camp or have backyard fires on a regular basis. We have experimented with many possible things to put in these amazing, cast-iron pie irons since then and one of the best is -Quesadillas!

Quesadillas are pretty great to begin with, but pie irons kick them up a notch further. At their heart, both linguistically, figuratively and literally is Cheese! So you want to make sure you make a good choice. We opted for Ivanhoe 'Salsa' cheese - a Tex-Mex-tastic blend of cheddar and Monterey Jack cheese with a salsa kick. This cheese could likely stand alone in the quesadillas, but we added a few other things - roasted red peppers and mango salsa specifically.  Here's how it goes together.

You'll need:

  • Campfire Pie Irons (at least 1, but we've found more than one to be a good idea in order to meet demand)
  • Flour tortillas
  • CHEESE (several varieties or the aforementioned Ivanhoe Salsa Cheese - they also have a Smoked Gouda - which would also be amazing!)
  • Cooking spray
  • Roasted red peppers, jalapenos, or any other favourite fillings
  • Optional: precooked chicken, beef or bacon. We went vegetarian this time but go with whatever inspires you.
  • Salsa - we love the one we can every year.

  • Preheat the pie irons: After years of practice, we've found that putting the empty pie irons into the coals to preheat is the best way to start cooking. A couple minutes heats them through and gets them ready to go.

  • Build your quesadillas: We use a slab of old wood on top of our picnic table to assemble the pie iron fixin's. You'll want something that can take the heat and char to avoid messing up your nice table. Open up the pie iron, spray the inside with cooking oil and place a tortilla on one half.  Fill it with your favourite quesadilla stuff (lots of cheese - don't forget the cheese. Did we mention it's in the name?).

  • Fold it up and get cooking: Fold your quesadilla up like a square burrito (this makes it look a little different than your standard quesadilla), carefully close and lock the pie iron and transfer it to some nice warm coals in your fire pit.

  • Check your work! Since every fire is different, monitor the cooking carefully, We pull the pie irons out, sneak a peak inside and turn them over every few minutes depending on the fire. When they look browned and delicious on the outside, they're done. 

  • Transfer to a place to cool and eat! Return to your trusty board and open up your pie iron. Move the quesadilla off to a plate (and build another one - no point in wasting that hot pie iron and nice coals). After cooling for a couple minutes, cut into it and enjoy. Enjoy even more with a bit of sour cream on the side...

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10 August 2016

How to make a hot tub deck for $250 and 2 hours work (for our very portable Swift Current spa)

By Ed

Several months back, we tried out the Canadian Spa Company's Swift Current model. Our intention had been to try it, drain it and when the weather permitted, move it to our mobile home makeover property.

We liked it so much, it ended up staying in its 'trial spot' for 2 months.

So when we finally got around to draining it for the move, we thought we would add some more details and talk about why we opted for a deck this time too.

We drained it easily.  We used an old garden hose and siphoned it down the driveway. Science! It does have a built-in drain as well, but we had it facing in a less desirable direction, so siphoning it was.

We were thrilled that things once again worked out as described by Canadian Spa Co; the hot tub disassembled, moved and reassembled easily. All of the parts are easy to manage and again - the whole move was accomplished in the back of our RAV-4. This is a huge selling point based on how difficult/expensive it is to move a conventional hot tub.  We didn't need a team of Clydesdales or lumberjacks to move this spa.

The Disassembled Swift Current - post-move. If you could fit all the stuff on this picnic table into your car, you too can singlehandedly move a hot tub

Our intention all along with buying this hot tub was to bring it up to our weekend retreat.  We've been making over our mobile home on the river - (you can read more here.) The kids love playing in the river - catching fish and kayaking - but the place really needed a water feature you could immerse yourself in. And really, who doesn't love a hot tub?

So on to how we built the deck...